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May

“I support feminism but I think a husband and wife should be 95% equal like at the end of the day the man should make the ultimate decisions in the relationship”

“I’m really into EDM I just connect with it on such a deep level, there is something transcending about listening to sounds not found in nature”

can someone please tell me how I keep ending up on dates with guys like this I justtttttttttttt

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

axon-axoff:

I’m rewatching Arrested Development episodes before the new season starts, and I just realized that the gag where Buster Bluth tries to get injured by the falling wall in S2E2 is an reference to Buster Keaton’s Steamboat Bill Jr.

20

May

oh god this is my exact problem

my friends always say things to me like

“don’t settle! don’t date guys that you’re not into!”
“why do you always hook up with bro’s?”
“you can do better than him!”
“why do you sleep with people you have nothing in common with?”

because the very few people that I end up being really, truly attracted to who are like actually nice, upstanding people never want to be with me so I’m just gonna stick to dating people I’m not interested in and hooking up with people I’m not attracted to hahahaha really it’s funny if you think about it

I feel bad for everyone that is graduating

I don’t know how to tell them that the next 6+ months of their lives are going to suck

wait I need these

wait I need these

(Source: etsy.com)

Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.

Marry them.

(Source: acutelesbian)

19

May

today was my school’s graduation and I *could* have walked if I wanted to but like it’s not really my class anyway and it was raining so I stayed in and watched movies with my roommates all day and ate a lot of pasta which was by far the better decision I think

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